We're Getting Hitched


Wait, when did this happen?

Have you even been paying attention? 

OK, when will it happen?

April 23rd, 2017!

A Sunday? That's weird.

Sorry, one of us works on most Saturdays, and the other really wants it on the 22nd or 23rd. 

Can I bring my friend? And their boyfriend? And his kid? And his kid's third grade teacher?

Ah, sorry, but we're keeping it small. Check your envelope to see who exactly is invited.

Where is it?

Our house! Doug's house? The house.

10 Hansen Dr.
Vernon, CT 06066

Where will I park!?

Our driveway is like eight miles long. Or you can park in the yard. Do donuts! Doug loves it when you do that. Parking on the road is cool too.

Can I come at 6AM?

What, no, why would you do that? Ceremony is at 2PM, and then we'll be eating, dancing, chatting, and probably crying occasionally till people get tired and go home.

Eating, huh? Eating what exactly?

Only the finest wedding food Zack's discovered in his years as a wedding photographer. Two words: Pizza. Truck.

I want to give you a present. Where can I get you a present?

Aw, you're so sweet! We're registered at Amazon.com. Or, if you prefer, you can make a donation in our name to Horizon Wings Raptor Rehabilitation and Education.


Do I need to rent a tux?

By all means, if you want to, but the groom won't even be in a tux. Dress sharp but comfy.

Is there a hashtag? All the kids #love #hashtags.

#WumacWedding is all ours. We might even post some prep photos leading up to the wedding too.

Are pets invited?

Pets must be on a leash, and at least this cute to enter:

Can I crash on your couch?

Probably better to get a hotel room if you want to stay in the area. Baymont Inn and Suites should be a good bet, but there are a handful of hotels right in the area.

OK, I'm in, how do I RSVP?

Like it's the future.